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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:55

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How did Farrah Fawcett die?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Goldfinger

What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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